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Friday, February 27, 2009

RAVI THE INVIGILATOR :P

She joined her friends and they were involved in the typical just-before-exams chat..I was searching for some other IITian outthere mostly for my co-ord to know my work. In the meanwhile, I saw someone pointing at me. I turned slightly and was astonished on seeing that the finger was from the same beautiful body that opened my day :P. I tried to hear their conversation and I was successful to some extent..
"He`s from IITM . He came for invigilation. He don`t know the exam centre. I showed them the way finally " was the most probable words I could figure out coming from her sweet lips. Anyways, I went upstairs to find out who is going to be my cord and co-vol for that day..
Dixcy and "3D" occupied the respective positions. We started the exam as usual late by half-an-hour ( :P )

Till then , Any exam centre to me was meant for writing the exam. For the first time in my life I became an INVIGILATOR . :) As I always say, IITs can make you anything - right from a simple carpenter to a huge business magnet !! 3D & I were given a big room and my coord took over the other small room. We distributed the question papers and the exam started.. At this point , I thought that it would be boring to just walk to and fro for 3 hrs... but NO!! THAT WAS REALLY FANTASTIC EXPERIENCE ! :)
I was just checking out the question paper when suddenly my cord came and said - "macha! you solve any one subject da.. we`ve to clear their doubts after the exam "
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!" CLEAR DOUBTS ?? WHO AM I TO DO SO???? It`s NOT A JOKE IS IT ?? "
"Macha ! seriously da.. you just try to say something and convince them atleast afterall you are a 500 ranker in jee "
"PACK that rank.. now I don`t remember anything .. what is 2+2= ? "
" this is too much.. I`m giving you an order now.. you take care of chemistry doubts "
"OHMYGOD!! Maths or Physics are a lot more better please... I`m a biggest cupper of all times in chemistry.. and now you are asking me to clear doubts in chemistry ?? That`s more than impossible.. please show some mercy on me "
After many discussions, he gave me Physics and maths to 3D. POINT is that all the three of us were cuppers in chemistry :P
I started from the 1st question. There was some ball trying to go up a planck, as usual :P. The question was something like whats the velocity needed - or some crap of that sort.. I dont exactly remember.. which, I could solve ! :) then came some prob from current electricity in which I was a champ.. So I could solve that too...:) JEE neurons started working again I thought...
Suddenly one girl summoned me. Her expression obviously meant she had a doubt. GOD IT SHOULDNT BE CHEMISTRY DOUBT PLEASE!! I thought and went to her.. but this time God had not shown any kind of mercy on me :( It was a damn typical chemistry doubt !!!!
She showed some fucking organic compound which was suck by some other licking reagent and the product was asked in the question.
"yeah.. what`s your problem ? " I asked casually...
"I`m getting 2 answers for this question. Can you please verify ? " She said pointing at options B & D.
I didnt know what to do at that time. VERIFY ?? What should I verify ? who knows what the product is.. I checked the question once again and discovered that it was a question in section I which meant it`s a single choice question. So I continued -
"No, think carefully. Only one option is correct " I said as if I`m a stud$ :P
It`s obvious that only one option is correct because it`s in section I :P
"Ohk.." she said sweetly and went back to her work..
WHEW ! THANK GOD I could survive :)
I again went into the question paper.. and was able to get the ideas for almost every question except a passage and matching. I just went around the room looking at the omrs.. and SHIT !!! Almost everyone circled all the answers in physics except that same passage and matching !! I`m screwed :(
to be continued...

The day of tensors...

I was sitting in the front seat in our car, beside my father and listening to the song "yedane koyyake.." from surya s/o krishnan , composed by harrisjayraj. The romantic hyderabadi winter morning had so strong impact on my mind that i felt like I should see a beautiful scenery now !! But since such kind of so-called-beautiful-sceneries are far from probable in a city especially like Hyderabad, GOD sent me a beautiful girl to look at !! :)
Ah! We were searching for the exam centre and after much effort halted near a dusty old building where a nameboard having "N**a" on it caught our attention..
but to our surprise the gate was locked and a board saying "today is a holiday" induced more surprise. We called the security to find out if there was any other n**a college in that gully .. ya! this is not a surprise guyz, you can hardly find a street in hyderabad without either n***a or c***a jr college !!! :P When he was about to give an answer, the beautiful-girl I mentioned previously came into the picture....
She was extremely beautiful. A red coloured panjabi dress covering her fair coloured body which has a fantastic skintone.. made her look like an angel !!
Now, the volume of the song yedhane koyyake increased .. because it was not only coming from the car`s taperecorder but also from my heart !! :P
Another guy followed behind her and directly came to us and spoke -
"Sir are you going to the tensors exam ? "
He had got a typical N**a college incharge look on his face and I confirmed it after our conversation... :P
"yeah .. Can I please know the venue ? " I asked..
"Sure sir, this girl is also writing the exam. Give her a lift sir.. She will show you the way "
Now, this is something !! MAN what a lovely scene to start a day with !!
A beautiful-young lady sitting in our car and we both going for the same destination !!! SOUNDS GREAT , Isn`t it ?
She took the back seat and adjusted her dress and and a strip of hair which was kissing her chin... Ahh!! I can feel the smell of her perfume man...IT.WAS.AWESOME.
When we started our car..
"this way uncle" a sweet voice said... yeah, obviously her`s :P
While driving, my father introduced me to her..
I`m unable to recollect the exact way he did this but what he said was typically this -
"My son is coming for invigilation.. not for writing the exam.. He is from IIT madras.. "
If there is any community that admires IITians the most, it`s the people who are preparing for JEE.. This is for sure. NO MORE ARGUMENTS >>
And now this so-called IIT status took me to heights here ! I was introduced as an IITian to an awesome young lady and she responded with "WOW!!"
WOOOWW MAN !! :P
Our journey continued..She gave 3-4 directions and then guess what ?? SHE FORGOT THE WAY !! :P GIRLS are always like this :P
finally we got down the car.. asked the near-by people for the address and reached the exam centre...
AT THE EXAM CENTRE..............
Wait for my next post.. :P

Friday, February 20, 2009

SHOPWIKI - A GREAT ONLINE SHOPPING SITE !

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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Check The Quality Of Your Mobile

Press the following on your mobile *#06#. The-international mobile equipment identity number appears


IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 02 or 20 that mean it was assembled in the Emirates which is very Bad quality

IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 08 or 80 that mean s it was manufactured in Germany which is not bad

IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 01 or 10 that mean it's manufactured in Finland which is Good

IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 00 that means it was manufactured in original factory which is the best Mobile Quality ....

IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 13 that means it was assembled in Azerbaijan which is very poor quality and potentially very dangerous to your health!!!

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Just Add Water to Charge Your Cell Phone




How many times have we heard of water damaging a cell phone or PDA? Someone accidentally spilled some water on it, dropped it in the sink, or maybe pushed someone in the pool while it was still in their pocket. Sometimes you can save your wet cell or PDA, but what if instead of ruining our products, water will power them!

Samsung is developing a cell phone battery that its fuel cells will run on Water. Sounds pretty cool right? The water combined with the cell phone metal interior will create Hydrogen gas, which will then generate energy when it reacts with Oxygen.

This process supposedly generates enough energy to power your cell phone for 10 hours…kind of amazing. The main problem is that the hydrogen cells would have to be replaced once or twice a week. While still working on it, they are attempting to develop it so all you would have to do is just add water to charge your cell phone.

Don’t go rushing to the store looking for these, for they aren’t supposed to be available until 2010 or so.

Friday, February 6, 2009

Tensors !! The great exam

Tensors - is an exam conducted by students of IIT madras for the sake of those who are preparing for jee.. in other words, our juniors. As the rule says in IIT - STUDENT ORGANISED, Tensors also falls under this category- a completely student organised program.So VOLS, COORDS,CORES come into our picture immediately. Since I`m writing this, you might have guessed by now that I was a tensors vol.. :)
I got a call from my coord on 23rd dec,2008 i.e. (2 days before the exam and 2 days before the christmas, more importantly :P) , which ran something like this-
"Macha! call to as many iitm 1st year hyderabadis as you can and offer them tensors volship ! "
"OHK..." - I couldn`t say more. But WHAT THE FUCK?? I put so much enthu in the insti that I walked from GANGA to GODAV ( a 3 minutes walk :P ) - such a long distance ;) to become a vol for tensors and now I`m making others vols just by a phone call ! :(
I tried to call every liitle rat I could think of but only a few , infact very very few responded and 2 of them agreed for volship and finally 1 turned up ! This was the case with boys.. Girls are lot more better here... I called K**i , A**a, P**i, G**a, and everyone responded well.. I`m not sure if all of them got a chance to work or not but atleast one thing iis for sure - all of them showed enthu :).

The day of exam.....

Wanna write a virus ?

If you want to write a virus which cannot be detected by any antivirus program, contact me.. I`m serious !

Thursday, February 5, 2009

mathematics !! - strong proofs :P

Equation 1


Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,

Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,

Human that don't enjoy = Donkey that work

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Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,

Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,

Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

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Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Women = Donkeys + spend

Therefore,

Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,

Women that don't spend = Donkeys

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To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys!(Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys!(Postulate 2)

So, we have...

Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore...from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!