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Sunday, November 8, 2009

Incompressible Irresistable Improbable Irrational IB

Dinesh Yadav a.k.a. IB - "UNPREDICTABLE" is the word that best describes him. You must have a "highfunda-mathematical-innovative-creative-mind involving various variables and constants with a deep thinking capacity and a hyperactive-neurological-syndrome" to understand his nature. He is a guy(read as gay) who appears so simple outside, being a deadly god inside.

How did I meet him ?

My meeting with IB ( - Incompressible B***) was dramatic. I already mentioned in this post about my early interactions with this guy. (yeah, Dinesh of that post is the IB of this post). In the speaking club event that I described in that post, I found this guy as a shy-country-fellow who is afraid of speaking to girls and blah blah blah.... He maintained a distance from girls that day while me and others showed over enthu to interact with them :P. I thought Dinesh was a dumb fellow at that time. As I said, my mind was not so developed that it could understand a human like IB.

IB is a God living in one of the corners of 2nd wing, Ganga hostel, iit madras near the bathrooms.
He is now a NSS coordinator working with two gals, rated as the top among the freshies, as his volunteers ! He is an 8 pointer. He is organising some events like JOY FEST. He is an ambience coordinator for Saarang. He outsmarts anyone in our wing in TT with his quick service ( though I dont really play tt, I came to know about this from gen-wing-gossips ). HE IS ROCKING in the institute. Our minds are nowhere near him. For instance, he defined a new way of saying "fuck you" . Its "iiliz" . Didnt get it ? Think of it - when you are able to decode it, your brain has reached the level of that many syllable word I previously stated.

Quotes on IB -

"One definitely needs to crack JEE to understand IB"
- KSR

17 comments:

bharath said...

@Siva-no da clearing jee doesn't help u much in understanding IB,,we all cleared rite...:P

uttamkumar said...

nice one ra
its 100 percent true

karthik tsd said...

GOD!!! level ra....
awesome post...
its a gr8 description one could give for IB...IB rocks!!!
the fundaes that IB put are of high level...u ll get to understand them only aftr a mini research on them...
u didnt mention onething...IB cracked JEE without coaching...he was an AIEEE student!!
i think one post cant describe IB to the best...u must get to knw him to understand him(only if ur intellectually stud u ll understand ofcourse)...i think RAVI, u need to make a case study of IB to write more appropriate abt him..

After spending some infinite nites with IB, KSR decided to make a USERS MANUAL for IBs high funda jokes...

ravi teja said...

@uttam - thnk u !
@karthik - your comment looks like a mini-blog-post :P anyways thanks :)
and yea.. i forgot the most important point that he is an AIEEE student !!!

ravi teja said...

We shall start IB fundae session from tomorrow :P

karthik tsd said...

yeah dude...we need to organise a fundae session on IB...very much needed...

Anonymous said...

your blog is lovely ravi :)

Anonymous said...

i am a freshie girl. I am great fan of Ib

ravi teja said...

@anon1 - thnks
@anon2 (if anon2 != anon1 ) - Reveal ur true identity !

Anonymous said...

@anon
i am also a freshie gal...i m a greater fan of IB...he is in my dreams every night...IB is mine..

ravi teja said...

@all anons - NO FRESHIE GAL WOULD ADDRESS HERSELF AS "I AM A FRESHIE GAL" ITS RIDICULOUS ;)

ravi teja said...

and I hope there are no (more?)gays in ganga to post a comment saying IB comes in his/her dreams :P

Anonymous said...

all anon boys claiming them as gals come and have heir "fresh"ie nons from ganga mess....

Anonymous said...

heir in above comment is used to define some one whose gender obeys heisenberg's law..

Funda:
his/her =~ heh\sir =~ (taking Humanities\Sciences out as they don't exist in uncertainity) =~ heir

ravi teja said...

@above - SCI-FI ?? :P

shashank said...

probably that anonymos guy is IB
( as we can understand it vaguely)
,once again using high fundas

ravi teja said...

ob !