Friday, February 26, 2010

T-Shirt :: Bloggers at iit madras !

Have a look @ the "Bloggers @ iitm" t-shirt ! :)
Please let me know of you would like to buy it.. and you can express your view about any changes in the design..

Here is the design -

(the color of the t-shirt is BLACK; not grey; There is some problem in uploading.. so it is seen as grey in the image.)

This is how it looks -

Friday, February 19, 2010

insti elections - arbit stuff that can happen

  • A first year female contesting for Shaastra FR coreship.
  • GRT contesting for Ganga sports secretary ( His manifesto claims that Ganga will not play Schroeter anymore ).
  • A fifth year 9 pointer begging people for Mechanica ambience volship.
  • Kasa entering insti elections. ( Its worse than the first year female I mentioned before ).
  • Anyone in Ganga doing politics without the approval of Pratheesh( the local don ).
  • 17 people fighting for sports secretary of Sarayu hostel. (A hostel where old aunties are said to live - again, its an insti talk; i.e. this is not the way the author is trying to describe Sarayu)
I would love if readers can add some more points :)

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Blog awards!

/* Special disclaimer for this post - This is purely for fun. I dont have the intention to hurt anyone. Please dont take it seriously. Hope you will have fun. */

hi friends, this blog is back with a bang. The author thought to give away awards to junta under the following categories.

Best Psycho :

Nominees - SP, IB, TCM, KSR

SP - I shall write a book named "sagam pichodi leelalu" shortly. You can have a read and know the reasons for including him.
IB - If you can make a heck out of what he wants to say, you need not vote for him.
TCM - If you are normal even after chatting with him, you are a psycho. If not, vote for him.
KSR - Never expected that he would find a place here. He had a fight with Maggi, the class rep for no reasons! The author bunked the class but reporters said its high level psychic show from KSR.

Best Blogger :

Nominees - Kasa, Nithin, Bladdy, TCM

Kasa - His blog started unexpectedly and the worst part of it is its a huge hit.
Nithin - With two posts in his bag, of which no one can make out anything; is also a nominee for this award.
Bladdy - Posting at a frequency of 2 posts per year, he is also a nominee keeping in view his good and interesting style of narration.
TCM - I never thought that people can go to hospitals and say "I read a blog" for the doctor`s what-happened question; but TCM`s blog proved it! People like Nithin, afraid of TCM, said that his blog is great. So, I had to include this one too.

Best Peace-putter :

Nominees - GRT, TCM, Nithin, Bharath, Loya

GRT - "Design work da" his standard reply to questions like 'what are you doing?' 'shall we go to guru?' 'busy?' etc.,. but who knows what he is doing inside his room! Putting peace - many people think. So, GRT i.e. I am a nominee for this.
TCM - If he bunks 8-9 slot, then take this -
Wakes up at 2;
Wakes up at 5;
That should be enough to tell his peace-putting nature.
Bharath - PDND. Chatting. The number of hours he spends chatting with girls reported an exponential increase and sources say that it is going to reach infinity soon. Peaceful life.
Nithin - If he goes to sleep and wakes up before 4 hours anytime, I shall commit suicide. While the class starts at 8, he wakes up at 7.55 AM and reads newspaper!!!
Loya - Takes anything lightly. "Put peace da" his routine dialogue. He sleeps; watches movies, porn etc.,. One of the high level peace putters in view of his stupid branch, ELEC.

Best RGer :

Nominees - KSR, Karthik, IB

IB - Recently junta discovered his indirect ways of RGing and this fact made him one of the nominees for this prestigous typical iit award.
Karthik - Most of the wing junta feel that he is a standard RG putter, I dont know though.
KSR - Need not describe. He is even RGing other nominees for this award.

Best weird thoughts :

Nominees - GRT, IB, TCM

GRT - "Even if I lost my laptop, the thief should not be able to read the book I am going to write. So, I am saving it in my blog rather than in my hard disk." - he said. This is height of secrecy considered weird in common terms.
IB - Manipulating words into weird max thoughts is his hobby. I am not IB to quote any statement. People who can understand him need not vote.
TCM - "If I die suddenly and fall on the road, what will you do?" he asked GRT.
"I will simply go away" I replied.
"No. Please put the body aside so that it doesnt interrupt the people walking on this road and go away."
Doesnt it sound weird maxx????

Well friends, these are the nominees for various prestigious awards and I want the readers to cast their respective votes in the comments. Follow the below format.

My votes:

Psycho - SP
Blogger - Kasa
Peaceputter - Nithin
RGer - Kasa
Weird - TCM

Hurry up!!!
Deadline : 9 P.M., this friday.

Signing off,

Saturday, February 6, 2010

SEL @ Saarang

I am neither a news reporter to present a report on how the show went on, nor a childish person to describe how-great-shankar-mahadevan-is... sort of stuff. Let me tell you some interesting events that had happened at the show.

The great Shankar Ehsaan Loy set their feet on OAT, iit madras for the Saarang Professional shows. That was the night when most of the people present there probably had witnessed the greatest crowd of their lifetime. More than 10,000 people gathered at the Open Air theater whose maximum capacity is 8,000; to witness the great trio perform live at Saarang 2010.
All their popular and hit numbers including Don title song, Rock on songs etc.,. were performed and I say "Its just brilliant."

After a few hindi songs, regional audience craved for their-regional song to be performed. A Nokia banner was removed and the word "SOUTH" was written on it by a group of enthusiastic audience.
A huge light meant for focusing onto the audience was focussed onto this banner un-intentionally and I bet Shankar saw it; but naturally, he acted smart. I guess you can understand how and why.
Of course, the SOUTH wish had somehow reached Shankar and he performed one song from Telugu and one from Tamil and satisfied the regional junta.

In the meanwhile, me and Pratheesh were dancing, jumping and screaming for those hindi songs whose lyrics sounded alien to us. When I was packed between guru coffee stall and other friends,
"Excuse me" a sweet voice said. I made a 90 degrees clockwise turn to find the source of those vibrations and immediately scanned and processed the presence of two beautiful girls.
One was about 5`6; slim and sexy. She wore a red skin-tight top and the standard blue jeans - pepe London ( yea, I was fortunate enough to look at the brand name ); the other was shorter and sweeter. Her skin was glowing in the dark. She was like Alice in the Vampire-Saga Twilight series by Stephnie Meyer. I wondered if she was a real female vampire.
The coffee smells, the sweat smell of the stupid boys around me, my own dirty smell - everything vanished all of a sudden when these girls entered the scene. A Times of India article that I read a few days back flashed across my mind. It said -
"A recent study says that all beautiful girls have got a natural unique smell of their own and boys just cant take off from it."
My testosterone levels went up.
I just hoped none of the other boys around me would move so that when these gals cross, they might touch me ! (its called "A boyish strat")
"Excuse me" she spoke again, this time louder and frustration filled in her voice, looking at my please-stay-for-some-more-time-face. Pratheesh turned around and stood dumbstruck. 'This idiot with two hot gals??' he thought.
He pushed me aside and gave them way. In a moment, everything returned to normal conditions. I could smell the dirtiness of Pratheesh, myself and others around me.
While I was just about to involve myself in search of the lost sacred feminines, the great Shankar Mahadevan started his most famous breathless track! MY GOOD GOD! After singing for so much time non-stop, he suddenly started BREATHLESS !
I dont know if he stopped his breath or not, but I was sure I stood breathless for his amazing talent.


Hundreds of meters away from this high level enthu max crowd, there was a brilliant lighting coming out from #263 Ganga Hostel. It was partially by the room`s tubelight and partially from the room-resident`s wisdom. He was alone. Page 265, Kalpak Jain was opened.
Studying the "Schematic illustration of a sand mold" seemed more important to him than enjoying the great Shankar Ehsaan Loy show.

He named himself "Kasakh"(inspired by the psychic character "Malakh" from "the lost symbol" by Dan Brown.)
I am a masterpiece. Tonight, my dream of mugging would come true. - he thought looking at his academic-related-tattooed skin.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010


& for all those with the name "ravi"
this ambigram for you !

& here goes my first ambigram -