Me: I want to quit iit and take up multimedia courses.
My father: Get a Btech degree from iitm and do whatever you want.
Me: What shall I get you from Hyderabad?
IB: Two undys; size - 95; preferably Jockey.
Kasa(3rd sem): There is an awesome girl from Delhi and I am trying for her.
Kasa(4th sem): Awesome girls need not be from Delhi. They can be from Bangalore too.
Kasa(yesterday): There is an awesome boy in Ganga 2nd wing and I am ..... !
Kasa and HP after fighting so much over a problem in EN lab,
Kasa: Where the hell did you get that answer from ??
HP: Gmail !
me: Why didnt you call me to the movie ??
IB: How can I go with two wives? (Nithin - his first wife)
P.S. - We found Nithin & IB getting up from the same bed on the morning of Feb. 14th, Valentines day.
Question posed: What is an onto function?
me: Every girl in Sharav is mapped atleast to one boy. So, the function from boys hostels to Sharav is an "onto" function.
X: Yes. But it is not one-one function. It is many to one.
Kasa: Guys, it is ANY TO ONE !
Height of Laziness:
IB: "Nithin`s laptop password is "spacebar" !!!"
Btm: "But you have fingerprint recognition right ?"
Nithin: "Common who will go and scratch it. Just hit spacebar and enter!"