Sunday, August 1, 2010

Devil inside!

Dell Studio
Centrino2 inside
Windows Vista
256MB ATI Radeon Graphics accelerator

This is my laptop configuration which is decent now, awesome an year before. I want to tell you a special mechanism my laptop has developed lately.

My lappy(insti name for laptops) has kinda developed a brain similar to that of a human being. Yea! If not, why does it not work properly for the first week after any journey?? It really has a brain, right?

A few more magic my boy(yea.. he is like my real son, of course with a brain) can perform -
  • It can take a whole life time to log in. So, I will not shut it down at all.
  • I am using my laptop as an advanced Iron Box. (added advantages - Larger surface area; Quicker process due to high temperatures; Economical)
  • You can have your lunch and come back before it opens a new folder. Regarding right-click-menus, I have no words. You can finish your days classes before it pops out.
  • Games? WTF. It transformed from running GTA IV at 1366 by 768 resolution with anti-aliasing checked on and including effects like fog, water etc.,. to showing send error report message on running NFS MW.
  • Approximate study made over this week says that my boy takes 23.94 minutes to open photoshop, 13.2 minutes to create a new file, 38 minutes to save it, and on finally closing PS, it hangs (Thank God, that thing came at the end).
  • The number of times my cursor turns into a circle with a blue gradient rotating at constant velocity exceeds the number of mosquitoes I kill in a day.
  • The definition of a "second" can be changed to the time taken by my lappy screen to make 984256112344492 vibrations for the slightest possible disturbance given to it.
  • Insert a pen drive into my boy and forget it! My boy is highly contagious.
  • I am also using it as a substitute for paper weight (also cloth weight).
There are many other such amazing things about him but he is now feeling shy and tells me that he is gonna hand himself if this post is continued further...

So, now it is no more intel inside. It is Devil inside!


Nithin said...

Why don't u give ur boy a new life by formatting him.
Or punish him for his unruly behaviour.. let's seeif corporate punishment really works...

prasanth said...

and ur boy..?? does it get contagious??..without u interfering??

ravi teja said...

I dont want to freak him out till Shaastra... If he gets anything like AIDS before shaastra, I am gonna die.

So, after shaastra, i shall feed him with Adobe CS5 and see how he can work. If he fails, I will remove all the stuff from him. A great murder would take place then.

prasanth said...

now will he get that..??..hes ur boy?

rajeevloya said...

is ur boy adult enough to watch porn?
i'm always der to help you out

awesome post ra
u simply rock mama