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Saturday, September 3, 2011

Random Buzz posts - 1


Just wanted to keep this blog alive. So, I am sharing some of my popular buzz posts that people liked/hated/reshared ;) 
This is dedicated to people who are not active on Google Buzz.
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.....
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she: wassp with u?

me: I started a website
www.thenerdvana.com
totally dedicated my time to it

she: nice try :P

me: what?!

she: thats some gen site no!?

me: hey! what !? I started it!!!

she: seriously???

me: http://thenerdvana.com/about/
arey why will I lie abt it !?

she:
seriously!!!
its tooooooooooo shhtud!!!
The Nerdvana


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@everyone who prays God for the good of Tsunami victims - If God were to exist, Tsunami wouldnt have occured in the first place. So stop praying and start helping if you really care.



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_saw_rang.



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2 films in the making.
1. Kasa`kh in & as "Singapore Kasa"
2. India lo illalu ; singapore lo priyuralu




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2 prototypes + 1 Presentation + 1 Business Plan + 3 Assignments for G slot
1 Project Report for C slot
1 Mini Project for E slot
1 Project for B slot

All in a couple of weeks time!
followed by End sems.

Feels like Gang-raped :-/




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3 interns in 1 summer.
covered the major cities in south India.

voith turbo @ Hyderabad
Camp K-12 @ TISB, Bangalore
jodi365 @ Chennai




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3d works: http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=49563&id=100000503108586



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200 & counting...
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Nerdvana/184376758253408




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2003 runner up vs. 2007 runner up



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A Btech Boy`s life @ IIT -

First year: I want a girl friend
Second year: I want a friend
Third year: I want none
Final year: I want a boy friend.




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A real life incident:

"Given 1.15 Lakhs, what would you buy?"
A: MacBook
B: Yamaha R15

A is a Mechanical Engineer; B is a Computer Science Engineer

Moral of the story: Evadi profession vaadiki nachadu




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A slot : Measured the dimensions of the question paper to an accuracy of 0.0001 um
B slot : Engine did not run
C slot : burned the paper
D slot : checked it twice if it was really the course that I studied so far

F&G ? God knows.




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A slot : MSB
B slot : CRC
C slot : TDCE Lab
E slot : DoMS
F slot : CRC (will have to disappear if late by even a minute)
G slot : DoMS

what am I learning?
Education or running race?




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Abhinay S is there a way to automatically like all your tweets whenever you post them? Its a waste of time clicking like everytime

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"You have no interest in this course; You are vague; You dont mind repeating this course" - Prof says in my viva session

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You are currently using 7201 MB (96%) of your 7501 MB.
On a mail-deleting-process...


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X: What are you thinking right now?
Y: I am thinking of what to buzz...
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Y: Ha, got it now!




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X: I want to talk to myself
Y: so what do you do?
X: I tweet.


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Why is it necessary to measure so accurately if the definition of "accurate" measurement is itself an ambiguity? 
Screw metrology.

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why is it "my" photo if I am tagged by Mr.X in Mr.Y`s album?? 
If Mr.A & Mr.B are friends, why should I like/comment ??

Ewwww... FB!




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Why do these film directors show heroines in city buses??
In spite of my "6 buses per day" scheme, I never find a hot chick in my bus :P




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"why didnt you respond when 37 was called?"
Nithin : "I was thinking why 31 was absent"




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why care about A slot? its just a slot.



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whats common between Abdul Kalam, Ram Gopal Varma and me?

We are all Bachelors.




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Voith turbo gave me internship and at the same instant its website stopped working!
:-/




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Today, I met this random HS girl after class.
She: Which branch are you in?
Me: Mechanical
She: So, you must be learning some real things, unlike HS or DoMS courses!
Me - Poker face.

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To
IITians

Never create a notepad file to write your pending tasks.
It wont make any difference except that the file size keeps increasing day-by-day.

From,
experience




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time for "facebook" to be a dictionary-word, what say?
Its disgusting to see a twisted red underline whenever I type the word on screen, the same word used million times a day in this world!



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They say "friends are the best people on earth" on friendship day;
"Valentines are the best people on earth" on valentines day;
.. teachers on teachers day; ... students on students day;
X on X`s day;

Hate this.
Stop these bloody, meaningless celebrations I say. If X is best, he is the best on every F**ing day and let him be. Who cares?

Attitude! \m/




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there is matter and CERN found anti-matter.
there are engineers and there will be anti-engineers and IITs have found a lot in store.




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The number of friends in your Facebook is directly proportional to your joblessness.

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The Nerdvana is 2 months old and it has got 22,160 visits with 46,070 pageviews \m/

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Sometimes, unity can screw it up.

eg. - Insert V in the space here - GO INDIA!




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Spellbound by the physics in Angrybirds game! Respect.

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struggling between facing the book and facebook !

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That moment when a hot girl sits beside you before the class starts and you dont have a pen #awesome #hope #conversation-starter

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sick of all girls who still put genelia as their profile pic.

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seems like Stanford dropouts are in a better position that its graduates!

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Robo story : inumulo hrudayam molichane
My story: hrudayamlo inumu molichane


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Salute to Australia, which showed consistency not for two or three matches, but for a decade of cricketing history.


Now, its time for India to rule! \m/
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Screening Raktha Charitra 4
Venue: MSB 242
Time: 2 PM
Date: 20th January 2011.

For those of you who missed the previous 3 episodes of this series, there is one more to come!



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RIP Uncle Pai, the creator of Tinkle and Amar Chitra Katha, the books that defined my childhood!
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Reduce the usage of paper.

Dont write lab reports.




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Q: Why dont you participate in classroom discussion?
A: Because it is not Buzz/Twitter/Facebook.

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Q: Why dont you mingle?
A: I love to be single.




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Q: Who is your favorite teacher?
A: Google

Q: why?
A: She doest shout at me. She doesnt give me homework. She gives me just the information I need. She doesnt conduct exams; so she doesnt degrade me. She knows everything in the world.




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Q: What does psychology tell you?
A: Without logic, you are a psycho.
Q: Example?
A: Attend Centreless Grinding viva by #%$^%




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only if life were like twitter...
unfollow unwanted people anytime!




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Pampa: welcome drink + starters
Narmad: starters
Alak: Main course
Mandak: Ice creams

Mission Accomplished.




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Now, Desto Design team comprises of Shaastra 2009 to 2011 Design cores! \m/



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Now that my zodiac sign changed, does my character change?
@astrologers - you suck!

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Check out Random Buzz posts - 2 for more buzzes!

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